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Check one two....check one two.
      #245119 - 07/18/14 07:02 AM

Just seein if this biatch still works....deader than foots around this pisshole.

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: dabs]
      #245120 - 07/18/14 07:59 AM

Still kickin'.

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: 67Firebird]
      #245121 - 07/18/14 08:07 AM

Start a thread about soccer or golf. Griffin and Dog will keep it running for a couple weeks..

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: IIFID]
      #245128 - 07/18/14 08:14 PM

Thank GOD it ain't winter and my dog walks on the ice,I'd be flumoxied if to keep the tailgate up or down on the way home
to drink my hoppy beer during kickball game reply.


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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: cook]
      #245131 - 07/19/14 04:42 AM

snort... brumpf... What?

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: SwampFox]
      #245132 - 07/19/14 05:22 AM

Ms.Bud took control of my keyboard.

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: cook]
      #245134 - 07/19/14 06:19 AM

Ok here's a visual for ya.
Last week me and another dude was on a tank job in Louisiana MO (whoop whoop) We were pulling their trailers so each nite had to drop em. We bob tailed round town trying to find a place to park for the nite where we could get some grub and have a place to grab coffee in the am.
Found a Shell station had a place we could park with a nice place to eat rite next door,,,bar and grill there as well.. Lady at the Shell said the bar and grill had great hot wings....Works for us couple 3 beers wings rings,,I'm in.
We wander over and gets a beer,,I was hungry orded 1# boneless hotwings and onion rings,,,these forkers are HOT the rings a bit greasey but not bad drank a couple more beers and ritired to the Peterbilt motel. Now keep in mind the Shell station closes kinda early and doesn't open til 5 am. I crawled into the bunk fer nite nite and my belly starts to rumble,,not real unusual. Bout 4:55 am I wake up and I gotta GO these wings and greasey rings are wantin OUT NOW!!!! I got mere seconds to acess the the situation
It's daylite no trailer=no place to hide,,,Shell station closed,,3 seconds there is gonna be an explosion,,,grab paper towels grab Walmark bag check for holes grab nother plastic bag and double wrap just in case get a holt of both bag handles and adjust for said projectiles...The way my gut felt I figured I blow rite thru both bags and have chit all over my my bunk,,,but things all worked,,,sure wish I'd have ate some ice cream.....
Speaking of ice cream if you can find Kemps Raspberry Swirl THAT is some bad ass ice cream.
Carry on I'm havein a BLT and bloody mary breakfeast.

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: redleg]
      #245135 - 07/19/14 06:36 AM

After that umm "interesting" saga I seem to have lost my appetite for breakfast...

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: IIFID]
      #245136 - 07/19/14 07:19 AM

Quote:

IIFID said:
Start a thread about soccer or golf. Griffin and Dog will keep it running for a couple weeks..




lol

Gardening today, dabs says to clean out the weeds.

Besides, unless there is a tournament, I don't play Saturdays. Ahhhh, the benefits of retirement.

Upcoming band show this Friday night! Woohoo! Being the designated driver means never having to say:

"I watched that on TV last night, but I can't remember a thing!"

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Kid....working on this. Perhaps H20Nutz or dabs want it.

Sorry....no oars!


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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: MB2]
      #245137 - 07/19/14 07:38 AM

Homeowners association is receiving complaints on the boat being in the drive for more than a week.

If you take care of the weeds I will go talk to the HOA delegate and get the 14 day permit. I told you last month when them boys were playing that loud rock music in the backyard it was going to cause problems.


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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: dabs]
      #245138 - 07/19/14 07:47 AM

Red,go to Pikers next time.

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: dabs]
      #245139 - 07/19/14 08:04 AM

Quote:

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Homeowners association is receiving complaints on the boat being in the drive for more than a week.

If you take care of the weeds I will go talk to the HOA delegate and get the 14 day permit. I told you last month when them boys were playing that loud rock music in the backyard it was going to cause problems.






I live at the LAKE. Boat, seadoos and rock are cool here....



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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: MB2]
      #245140 - 07/19/14 08:23 AM

BTW, dabs.

You do a "Check One, Two," very well.

Keep practicing. We're thinking of getting a Coachella Coach together. If you stay thin enough, we might have room for a roadie!


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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: MB2]
      #245171 - 07/21/14 11:24 PM

The voices in your head must make for interesting conversations.

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: H2ODOG]
      #245172 - 07/21/14 11:55 PM

I'll pass on the boat. It's h2odog not h20dog. Either they couldn't afford the extra $$ for different sized letters to make it look like the chemical equation........or just too damn stupid to know the difference. Maybe darling you can ask them to remove the H20, leaving Nutz. Then you or one of those voices could buy it. It's a win win deal. Then you could have a Coachella, Sammich making, butterfly watching, opening band launch party, golf playing, car selling, car buying, racing, wish I was an American fabulous day on the boat. Better check the max person allowed on the boat though. You alone is like 8-9 folks.

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: H2ODOG]
      #245174 - 07/22/14 05:32 AM

Dog - reporting in from the secret underground bunker of Right Wing Americans against the MDC, located somewhere in mid-America.

McGyver, I now have obtained complete control over dab's remote controls, from the basement. These are the kinds of things I learned in Wisconsin. As such hockey will now be broadcast 12 months of the year. Occasionally, we will toss in a women's tennis match, or, until Caroline Wozniacki wins without Rory. Google up Nadia Forde, to see his latest flame.

I won't be at a race track until next month, when, yes, my open wheel friends will be in town.


Hurry dog, shoot them all now, before creepy Stevie Harper finds a new way to bypass Obama's pipeline laws, and starts shipping oil another way!





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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: MB2]
      #245186 - 07/22/14 11:48 AM

Take another pill. Oil is ready flowing darling. 1/3 of the Keystone pipeline is flowing crude. Has been for a while. A few drunk Indians on Govt land in the Dakotas don't want the pipeline in their backyard. Someone just needs to add another zero on the check. And if that doesn't solve it, the rail system within 18 months will be carrying 80% of what Keystone pipeline would. The pipeline will be built after 2016, when a real leader realizes he has shovel ready jobs without spending a dime of govt money.

I could care less about MDC. I don't hunt here anymore. They won. Why beat your head against the wall, Jen you can actually go out of state and kill a duck how, when, where, & how you like.......and with no crowds.

No tell me some more about your life that you forgot about earlier

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Re: Check one two....check one two. *DELETED* [Re: H2ODOG]
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Re: Check one two....check one two. *DELETED* [Re: MB2]
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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: MB2]
      #245189 - 07/22/14 03:35 PM

Racing Luminas.

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: MB2]
      #245191 - 07/22/14 04:27 PM

CRB

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: MB2]
      #245193 - 07/22/14 06:48 PM

Damn....

You go girl.

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: Bubba]
      #245194 - 07/22/14 07:12 PM

Dog!!! Tell her about that chainsaw you got!!

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Re: Check one two....check one two. [Re: griffin]
      #245197 - 07/22/14 09:03 PM

I fought a chainsaw once......... Busted 11 teeth on the chain on my leg. I wanted to use super glue, but the doctor said 100+ stitches would be better.



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